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Broken Branches

by Mike Godesky

Who can forget Attorney General John Ashcroft’s performance of his hit single “Let the Eagle Soar?” Lord, I wish I could. But now, not to be outdone by some Bible thumper, Secretary of State Colin Powell put on his hard hat and took to the stage with his very own rendition of the Village People’s “YMCA.” Just the Bush administration’s way of telling the homosexual community, “We still won’t let you get married, but if you vote for us we’ll let you keep your songs.”

The Bush Band

by Mike Godesky

Who can forget Attorney General John Ashcroft’s performance of his hit single “Let the Eagle Soar?” Lord, I wish I could. But now, not to be outdone by some Bible thumper, Secretary of State Colin Powell put on his hard hat and took to the stage with his very own rendition of the Village People’s “YMCA.” Just the Bush administration’s way of telling the homosexual community, “We still won’t let you get married, but if you vote for us we’ll let you keep your songs.”

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